Yep... my blog.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Legend of Zelda bosses...

I've always wondered how these giant monsters get into LOZ dungeons. Does Ganon rip the roof off of the dungeon and put it in there? Do they magically shrink to fit through the boss door? Or do they just teleport? Also, how do they survive? Does Ganon come by every hour to feed them? Do they eat parts of the room until Link gets there to kill them? None of it really makes sense to me. Of course, I am over thinking this far too much, but I think this is something funny to type about.
Another question has always bugged me. Why doesn't Ganon just kill Link himself? Does he say ' Ok, I'll put a boss here.... make it just easy enough so Link can beat it.... I'll expose it's weak point...and put a magical item that can help Link defeat the boss in a chest. Ok, this dungeon is good. Now for the Water Temple!'? A lot of questions, no answers. I'll leave it at that.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

First Post

Hello Bloggers.
For my first post, I think it will be appropriate to say a little about myself. I have slight HTML skills, LOVE Dr. Pepper, and own a Wii. I had a choice between the Wii and DS, but i think I made a good decision. Of course, people will disagree, as people tend to do with everything. Sure, the DS has a touch screen, but I really love Wii's Virtual Console. I love the nostalgia of playing old NES, SNES, and N64 games like Donkey Kong, A Link to the Past, and Orcarina of Time. Now to get back on track, I own a Pitbull-Chow Chow mix dog, not that anyone really cares. I really like videogames, basically all types except RTS and Racing games except the Mario Kart series. My favorites are platformers (Super Mario Galaxy FTW!) FPS, and Sidescrollers. I will try to make my post opionated ( I really am an outspoken guy).

Oh, and the name is supposed to be like Poking fun and things, not in any perverted way.